Who's With Me?!?!?!
The Biggest reason to hate this Super Bowl Matchup!!! Cheerleaders!! You see, I’m a man, I LOVE CHEERLEADERS!!!!!! What red-blooded, sports-minded, hetero-sexual man doesn’t?!!!!! So why would this Super Bowl be a problem for me and why is it about cheerleaders?!!! There won’t be any at this game!!!! THAT’S RIGHT, I SAID NO CHEERLEADERS!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!! The Steelers don’t have cheerleaders!!! The Packers don’t have cheerleaders!!! So NO CHEERLEADERS!! Again, WTF!!!!!!
Import some cheerleaders!!! What is football without gorgeous women in scantily clad clothing and big jugs jumping up and down for all men to enjoy?!!!!! I thoroughly hope Jerry Jones recognizes this travesty of perpetual ineptitude and unleashes the Dallas Cheerleaders into the stadium to help us all (or at least the cage dancers)!!! And how can an NFL team not have Cheerleaders?!!! Did you know that there are 6 teams without them?!! (Pittsburgh, Green Bay, Cleveland(I get that one), Detroit, Chicago, and the New York Giants)!!! If Congress can get involved with steroids in baseball, they should have plenty of time to right a real perversion in American Sports!!!! Roger Goodell needs to address this and stop worrying about men hitting men in a contact sport!!! Lets’ fix this!!!! I am starting a petition right here and right now to force all NFL teams to have cheerleaders!!! I WANT MY CHEERLEADERS!!!!!!!
If you want your cheerleaders, email me at cheerleadersinnfl@gmail.com!!!!!

Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Import some cheerleaders!!! What is football without gorgeous women in scantily clad clothing and big jugs jumping up and down for all men to enjoy?!!!!! I thoroughly hope Jerry Jones recognizes this travesty of perpetual ineptitude and unleashes the Dallas Cheerleaders into the stadium to help us all (or at least the cage dancers)!!! And how can an NFL team not have Cheerleaders?!!! Did you know that there are 6 teams without them?!! (Pittsburgh, Green Bay, Cleveland(I get that one), Detroit, Chicago, and the New York Giants)!!! If Congress can get involved with steroids in baseball, they should have plenty of time to right a real perversion in American Sports!!!! Roger Goodell needs to address this and stop worrying about men hitting men in a contact sport!!! Lets’ fix this!!!! I am starting a petition right here and right now to force all NFL teams to have cheerleaders!!! I WANT MY CHEERLEADERS!!!!!!!
If you want your cheerleaders, email me at cheerleadersinnfl@gmail.com!!!!!

Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...


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