Kraken Open the DSB Mailbag

                      

Another week, another DSB Mailbag where we answer selected reader questions submitted to us. If you want our opinion on a topic, drop us a line at EditorsDSB@gmail.com and look for your question in the next edition of the Mailbag.


After 20 years on the air, Law & Order has finally been canceled.  Will you be sad to see it go?

No, because at any point in the day odds are good there is some channel on your cable playing one of the incarnations of it right now.  In fact, I’m all for this show being canceled if it gets us that much closer to Alana De La Garza appearing as the repressed housewife discovering her sexuality in Unfaithful 2: More Sex, Less Murder.


                                          A sequel waiting to happen

If this is a Central PA blog then why does Bearcat only write about Pittsburgh? Is he a typical Yinzer asshole?

Let me put it to you this way…Bearcat’s idea of heaven is a three-way with Mike Webster and Willie Stargell.  He bleeds Iron City beer and sweats Isaly's Chipped Ham…literally.  It ruins his pink dress shirts every time he exerts himself.

Bearcat hates Ray Lewis more than the families of Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar do.  Bearcat drives around with a garbage bag of trash in his trunk looking for front yards of Flyers fans.   So, yeah…he’s a typical Yinzer asshole.


Not Bearcat...but one of his brethren

My friends and I were watching the Celtics/Lakers finals and we need you to settle an argument between us. Who was the best rebounder in history…Bill Russell or Dennis Rodman?

Neither.  The best rebounder in history is clearly actor Ryan Reynolds. After breaking up with fiancée Alanis Morissette, Reynolds hooked up with and eventually married Scarlett Johansson.


                                Ryan Reynolds = Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...

 

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