Eighties teen heartthrob Corey Haim was found dead in his Oakwood, California apartment this morning. Haim appears to have died of a drug overdose. DSB reached out to Corey Feldman, who will always be connected to Haim like no other, for a statement. Feldman, who was obviously shocked by the news stated: "Looks like this is the end of Haim and I using the line "Are you bi-Corey-ous?" to pick up women…"

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Sean Hayes, who is best known for playing the flamboyant and obviously out of the closet Jack McFarland on the hit TV series Will & Grace, finally came out of the closet himself in the out-coming issue of The Advocate. DSB reached out to Hayes’ publicist for additional comment on why it took so long for him to tell us what we already knew. Hayes responded that, "As a method actor, being Jack was just too gay. It took years for me to get back to a reasonable level of homosexuality. I have spent the past few years drinking Old Milwaukee, eating rare steak and reading Playboy. Only now am I am able to tolerate myself."

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Andy Richter sat in for Regis Philbin on yesterday’s Live! With Regis and Kelly and joked about taking the fill-in gig because he "has children and needs the work." Ripa asked Richter if he harbors ill feelings towards Leno and NBC to which Andy responded, "Yes. Yes I do." BREAKING NEWS: Andy too is pissed at NBC!!! Richter and Ripa then quickly moved on to discuss the day’s news and sampled some cheese made from the breast milk of a NYC chef's wife. I am not making this up.

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