Time for Entertainment News as only DSB can bring it to you:

Because Wearing Ed Hardy Makes People Hate You:



Reality TV Dad and D-Bag Jon Gosselin has come out against ex-wife Kate’s upcoming appearance on Dancing with the Stars.  In a move that surprised no one, Jon said that the commitment to the dancing reality TV show will take Kate away from their children for several days a week yet he will not receive any additional custody.  Nannies will watch them instead of Jon.  DSB ran a highly scientific poll and determined that the American people by a score of 96% to 4% believe that Charles Manson would be a better fit to watch Kate’s children than Jon.

In “Put Out or Get Out” News:

                                                        

Bachelor runner-up Tenley Molzahn is claiming that she is still stumped as to way the Bachelor Jake Pavelka told her that they had no connection before dumping her in Monday’s finale of the ABC hit show.  DSB has reached out to the Bachelor star Jake Pavelka for a response.  After several phone calls Jake told us that “Tenley had a low gag reflex; if you know what I mean…” Enough said Jake. We totally understand.

Lady MacBeth Has a Better Reputation:

                                            
                                                Yes, that is Naomi Campbell attacking a camera...

Serial assaulter Naomi Campbell attacked her chauffer while he was driving her Cadillac Escalade.  She apparently was pummeling him in the back of the head while he was driving because he refused to snitch on Campbell’s boyfriend about his apparent cheating.  The chauffer whose head was beaten about also banged his head on the steering wheel and has bruising about the head and face.  DSB reached out to Campbell’s boyfriend for comment but Vlad Doronin (actual name) refused to comment sighting that he was afraid of the repercussions should he talk negatively of his “Dear, sweet Naomi.”  DSB in an effort to protect our readers suggests that if you see Naomi Campbell that you run for your lives.  That woman is one mean bitch and she will totally eff you up.

In John Mayer Hit That News:



Jessica Simpson will appear on the Oprah Winfrey show today to discuss the fact that she was once John Mayer’s drug of choice and her often criticized weight.  We don’t have any news to report about this, but it seemed like a good opportunity to use the pictures you see above.

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