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The Snooze Button: 3/11

Every morning, DSB will give you a post entitled The Snooze Button.  Some sites will give you a Wake-Up Call or The Morning Meat...instead we give you just enough to occupy the first 9 minutes of your day.

Site News

By the time you're reading this, I'll either be 40,000 feet in the air or I'll already have touched down in Greensboro, North Carolina.  That's right...welcome to the 2nd Annual DSB Field Trip to the ACC Tournament.  While I'm away, I'll do the usual Random Thoughts from the Southern Outpost.  Otherwise, Bearcat will be here to guide you through the rest of the week...God help us all.

Link o' the Day

What's the craziest thing you've done while driving? Men...have you broke out the electric shaver on your morning commute?  Women...have you applied your makeup in the rearview mirror?  Or have you been on the giving or receiving end of road head?  Whatever you've done, it can't even compare to this.

Pic o' the Day



via Warming Glow


Song to Wake Up to:


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Entertainment News The DSB Way…

You’re So Vain…You Probably Think This Commercial Is About You:

                     

Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade because of emotional distress and harm caused by the E*Trade Super Bowl commercial featuring a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay. Lohan is suing for 100 million dollars (that’s Dr. Evil-type money). Dina Lohan (Momma Lohan) said shortly after the advertisement aired that Lindsay called sobbing and saying "Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?" Lindsay is reportedly extremely upset and disturbed by the commercial. DSB after reaching out to legal experts regarding the damages has determined that 100 million dollars was requested since that's the cost of her lifetime coke habit...adjusted for inflation, of course.

Least Surprising News of the Day:

                               

Eighties teen heartthrob Corey Haim was found dead in his Oakwood, California apartment this morning. Haim appears to have died of a drug overdose. DSB reached out to Corey Feldman, who will always be connected to Haim like no other, for a statement. Feldman, who was obviously shocked by the news stated: "Looks like this is the end of Haim and I using the line "Are you bi-Corey-ous?" to pick up women…"

More Least Surprising News of the Day:

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Sean Hayes, who is best known for playing the flamboyant and obviously out of the closet Jack McFarland on the hit TV series Will & Grace, finally came out of the closet himself in the out-coming issue of The Advocate. DSB reached out to Hayes’ publicist for additional comment on why it took so long for him to tell us what we already knew. Hayes responded that, "As a method actor, being Jack was just too gay. It took years for me to get back to a reasonable level of homosexuality. I have spent the past few years drinking Old Milwaukee, eating rare steak and reading Playboy. Only now am I am able to tolerate myself."

Breast is Best:

                                  

Andy Richter sat in for Regis Philbin on yesterday’s Live! With Regis and Kelly and joked about taking the fill-in gig because he "has children and needs the work." Ripa asked Richter if he harbors ill feelings towards Leno and NBC to which Andy responded, "Yes. Yes I do." BREAKING NEWS: Andy too is pissed at NBC!!! Richter and Ripa then quickly moved on to discuss the day’s news and sampled some cheese made from the breast milk of a NYC chef's wife. I am not making this up.

Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
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The Snooze Button: 3/10

Every morning, DSB will give you a post entitled The Snooze Button.  Some sites will give you a Wake-Up Call or The Morning Meat...instead we give you just enough to occupy the first 9 minutes of your day.

Link o' the Day
Is it me or is JetBlue's customer service getting a little touchy-feely these days? (from The Daily Bunch)

Pic o' the Day

                                Here's Cookie!!!!


Yesterday's Winner: Michael Vick


On the day the Philadelphia Eagles picked up his option qualifying him for a $1.5M roster bonus, Vick was one of 32 NFL players to receive the Ed Block Courage Award. 
"I'm very humbled to be here," Vick said before the award ceremony. "I'm blessed to be voted by my peers, to be here, and this is an opportunity that I will take advantage of and cherish forever...The Eagles picking up the roster bonus, it's a blessing for me, a blessing for my family." 


Yesterday's Loser: Joe Nathan



Yesterday the Minnesota Twins announced that tests performed on Nathan's right elbow revealed a significant tear in the ulnar collateral ligament.  After consulting with Dr. James Andrews on a second opinion, a decision will be made regarding Tommy John surgery which takes 12 to 18 months to recover from.  Over the last six seasons, Nathan has the most saves in the major leagues (246).



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The Big East's Top 10 All-Time Players

So last night, blogger Dan Shanoff caught the SNY show, Beasts of the Big East: Top 10 All-Time Players, celebrating 30 years of the Big East's existence. That got Dan thinking...so in this morning's edition of the Wake-Up Call on The Sporting Blog he threw out his top 10 players in Big East history.

Nostalgia: I was watching a show last night about the Top 10 players in Big East history, and it got me thinking who would make my list: (1) Ewing, (2) Carmelo, (3) Mullin, (4) Pearl, (5) Coleman, (6) Iverson, (7) Mourning, (8) Donovan, (9) Douglas, (10) Allen. Apologies to all snubees.
All due respect to Mr. Shanoff who is a respected writer and maybe even a nicer person (a mensch if you will), but he has some glaring omissions, questionable inclusions, and distorted rankings. Shanoff is well-known for being quick to superlatives and to crown the latest to be the greatest, but I really don't mean to make this a rant against him. I understand that the purpose of any list like this is meant to discuss and argue those on it and is inherently debatable. I also understand that this is but a small section of his otherwise large WUC (done daily), so I doubt he put hours and hours of research into his categorization. And in all fairness, I can't find the original list featured on the SNY program to balance and contrast his rankings against.

Below I have laid out a couple of comparisons between two players who played similar positions. In each case, one of the players is on Shanoff's list and the other isn't. Who would you rather name to the all-time top 10 players in Big East history?

Player A: 1 season, 22.2 ppg, 10.0 rpg, 1.6 spg, NCAA Tournament Most Outstanding Player, 1 National Championship
Player B: 3 seasons, 21.4 ppg, 9.8 rpg, 1.3 bpg, 2x Big East POY

In this first comparison, I'll concede that the numbers are pretty similar. The only differences seem to be Player B's career of three solid seasons compared to Player A's stunning run in the NCAA Tournament on the national stage. What if I told you that Player A didn't even win Big East POY in his only season playing? I'm open to discussion whether Troy Murphy (Player B) or Carmelo Anthony (Player A) had a better Big East career, but at the very least Melo should not be anywhere close to #2 on this list.

Player A
: 19.0 ppg, 6.0 rpg, 2.4 apg, Big East POY
Player B: 19.8 ppg, 4.5 rpg, 2.7 apg, 2x Big East POY, NCAA Tournament Most Outstanding Player, 1 National Championship

Player A and Player B both played three season and have virtually identical statistics. Shouldn't one more Big East POY and a National Championship MOP be the tiebreaker? I'm not sure who Connecticut coach Jim Calhoun would choose, but I'm going with Rip Hamilton (Player B) over Ray Allen (Player A) any day.

Player A: 10.9 ppg, 1.6 rpg, 4.5 apg
Player B: 21.6 ppg, 4.0 rpg, 3.5 apg, 2,632 career points (1st in Big East history), 2x Big East POY

Here is clearly the most egregious slight and inclusion in the list. How can Player A possibly be considered for this list? What if I told you that he didn't have the benefit of the three-point line (which he would have taken advantage of)? Would it matter that he didn't play that much as an underclassman? How about averaging over 20 ppg while carrying his team to a Final Four appearance in his senior season? Yeah...all of that still doesn't matter to me either. How Billy Donovan (Player A) makes Shanoff's list and Troy Bell (Player B) doesn't is beyond me. I didn't realize that Shanoff's love for Tebow and all things Florida also wrote revisionist history for Donovan's playing career at Providence.

I'll end this post with my list so I can give everyone the same benefit of picking my rankings to shreds.  Feel free to rip me in the comments...

1. Patrick Ewing
2. Chris Mullin
3. Derrick Coleman
4. Allen Iverson
5. Alonzo Mourning
6. Rip Hamilton
7. Troy Bell
8. Pearl Washington
9. Troy Murphy
10. Sherman Douglas
11. Carmelo Anthony

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Today in Central PA Sports History - 1991

Welcome to a new feature here at DSB...we can't promise we'll have one of these every day, but we hope when we do post them that you'll find them informative and fun.

March 9, 1991

19 years ago tonight, a standing room only crowd at Hersheypark Arena hosted "Frank Mathers Night" to honor the Bears' great.  Mathers led the team as a player-coach, from the bench as head coach, and in the front office for 35 years that saw the Bears capture six Calder Cup trophies.

After a nostalgic and emotional 39-minute ceremony, a banner officially retiring his #3 jersey number was raised to the rafters.  Among those in attendance for the momentous night were his ninety-year old mother from Winnipeg, one or more players from each of the six championship teams, and numerous friends and hockey representatives from all over the world.

Mathers' contributions to hockey while remaining generous, respectful, and honest earned him election to the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1992.

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The Snooze Button: 3/9

Every morning, DSB will give you a post entitled The Snooze Button.  Some sites will give you a Wake-Up Call or The Morning Meat...instead we give you just enough to occupy the first 9 minutes of your day.

Quote o' the Day: In honor of Women's History Month
"(My girlfriend) is writing a book on contemporary feminist theories and she let me read the manuscript. I gotta tell you...it's pretty good...for a girl." - Zach Galifianakis during his SNL monologue

Yesterday's Winner: Connecticut Huskies


Last night the Connecticut Huskies set the record for women's basketball with their 71st straight win when they beat Notre Dame, 59-44.  UConn topped the previous mark set by the 2001-2003 edition of the team.  In this amazing 71 game streak, the Huskies have only been behind for 86 minutes.  God, I loathe Geno Auriemma...

Yesterday's Loser: Allen Iverson


2010 is not shaping up to be AI's year.  Iverson's season with the Sixers is over and he has been away from basketball to deal with his daughter's serious medical issue.  Just last week his wife of over 8 years filed for divorce seeking full custody of their five children, child support, and alimony.  Now, Stephen A. Smith is reporting that Iverson
"will either drink himself into oblivion or gamble his life away."  Smith is also reporting that Iverson's gambling problems are so bad that he has been thrown out from casinos in Detroit and Atlantic City.  What does it take to get banished?  The casinos like it when you consistently lose shitloads of money...so it's either because of bad behavior or not paying off your casino markers.


Song to Wake Up to (Cover Song Tuesday):



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Blonde or Not?

If you've read any of the entertainment rags otherwise known as Us Weekly or People, you'll be familar with segments like "Who Wore it Best?" or "Fashion Police". Considering our wildly successful Entertainment News the DSB Way has made us a force in the showbiz game, we'd be remiss if we also didn't join in on the opinionated, shallow exercise of judging celebrities. So, now we give you our second installment of Blonde or Not? (here's the first) where we'll reveal pictures of stars and then Bearcat, ZJ, PJ, and Max Power will let loose with their judgments and no holds barred snark. Onto the pettiness and small-mindedness...

Scarlett Johansson...Blonde or Not?


Bearcat:
Blonde…and with as much cleavage as possible.
Max: She's the real-life version of the chick in She's All That...watch The Horse Whisperer or Ghost World and tell me you had any inkling she'd become this.  But only as a blonde is she va-va-va-voom.
PJ: Frankly Scarlett you should be a blonde, and I do give a damn!
DSB Consensus: Blonde

Jessica Alba...Blonde or Not?


PJ: Jessica Alba is a brunette! The blonde makes her look like Casper the "Washed Out" Ghost.
Max: If they would have kept her as a brunette, I would have been engorged to my entire Fantastic Four inches
ZJ: I get that she’s hot, but for me...her eyes are too far apart, like a goldfish. As a blonde, she looks like Nemo.
DSB Consensus: Not

Rachel McAdams...Blonde or Not?


Bearcat:
 A brunette…all the way
PJ: She should always remain a brunette. The blonde hair makes her ordinary and ordinary she is not.
ZJ: Infinitely cuter as a brunette. Rachel, DON’T MESS WITH NATURE!!!
DSB Consensus: Not

Lindsey Lohan...Blonde or Not?


Bearcat:
She is a ginger. Lindsay has got red hair and her skin looks like she was catching shit through a screen door. Own it. Also she needs to put on 10 lbs so that she doesn’t look like she is doing coke 24/7 anymore.
ZJ: Better when she was jailbait and better when she was natural.
Max: This picture is the apex of Lohan...I'm shocked I didn't see her in the In Memoriam section of the Oscars telecast last night..

DSB Consensus: Not

Pink...Blonde or Not?



Bearcat:
I refuse to vote on Pink…she is gross and putting her on the DSB webpage offends me on multiple levels. She is basically a dude.
ZJ: I’m with Bearcat on this one. Don’t let it happen again.
Max: You know how I know I'm gay?  I think Pink is sexy...
PJ: I am scared of her. She literally scares me to death. I don't wish to comment on her hair color as I fear for my life.

DSB Consensus: Who knows...we never got that far

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The Snooze Button: 3/8

Every morning, DSB will give you a post entitled The Snooze Button.  Some sites will give you a Wake-Up Call or The Morning Meat...instead we give you just enough to occupy the first 9 minutes of your day.

Quote o' the Day
"As you all know by now, this is the 51st annual Academy Awards. Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show." - Host Johnny Carson, Academy Award ceremony 1979


Pic o' the Day




Yesterday's Winner: Kathryn Bigelow and The Hurt Locker


Bigelow bested her ex-husband, James Cameron, on the way to becoming the first woman to win an Academy Award for Directing.  The Hurt Locker also beat out Avatar and eight other films to win the night's Best Picture award.  While it wasn't the best picture I saw last year, I'm happy it beat that egomaniac Cameron's retelling of Pocohantas.



Weekend's Winners: Hershey Bears



Over the weekend, the Bears beat the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins on Saturday and the Adirondack Phantoms on Sunday to run their home winning streak to 23 games.  With these historical wins, Hershey
set the record for the longest home winning streak in pro hockey history as they topped the previous record held by the 1965-66 Muskegon Mohawks.  The victory also put the Bears over the 100 point mark on the season.


Song to Wake Up to:


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Today in Central PA Sports History - 1991

Welcome to a new feature here at DSB...we can't promise we'll have one of these every day, but we hope when we do post them that you'll find them informative and fun.

March 7, 1991

19 years ago today, the Penn State men's basketball team captured the Atlantic 10 Tournament title to earn an automatic bid to the NCAA Tournament. Their appearance in the Big Dance marked the first time the Nittany Lions had been there in 26 years.

After the first three rounds of the A-10 Tournament were held at the historic Palestra in Philadelphia, the championship game was moved to the highest remaining seed's home floor (Rec Hall on Penn State's campus). Led by the tournament's Most Outstanding Player, Freddie Barnes, and the raucous home crowd, the Nittany Lions topped George Washington University 81-75.

A little over one week later, Bruce Parkhill's team would fall in the second round of the NCAA Tournament to Eastern Michigan, but not before upseting the #4 seeded UCLA Bruins in the first round.

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Putting on the Foil: The Trade Deadline and The Weekend That Will Be

Wheelings and Dealings

Wednesday was a busy day for most teams as 3pm was the trade deadline and teams are now set for the playoff run. I figured I would to start off this week’s edition of Putting on the Foil with the updates to our local teams that took place this past week.

Pittsburgh:
• Acquired defenseman Jordan Leopold from the Florida Panthers in exchange for a 2010 second-round draft pick
• Acquired forward Alexei Ponikarovsky from the Toronto Maple Leafs in exchange for defenseman Martin Skoula and minor leaguer forward Luca Caputi from WB/Scranton

Washington:
• Acquired forward Scott Walker from the Carolina Hurricanes for a 2010 seventh round pick
• Acquired forward Eric Belanger from the Minnesota Wild in exchange for a 2010 second round pick
• Defenseman Milan Jurcina rejoins the Caps from the Columbus BlueJackets for a 2010 sixth round conditional pick
• Acquired defenseman Joe Corvo from the Carolina Hurricanes in exchange for defenseman Brian Pothier, a 2011 second round pick, and minor league forward Oskar Osala from Hershey

Philadelphia:
No trades or deals

Putting on the Foil's take:
Pittsburgh added a little bit of depth to their roster to look for the repeat run. From what I have read on a few different sites, many people are looking at Washington as the big winner for Trade D-Day as they stacked up all over preparing for a run at Lord Stanley. And as for Philly…apparently they are ok with what they got.

                            

       USA & Buffalo Sabre goalie Ryan Miller is doing just fine for himself...on and off the ice

            

Onto The Weekend That Will Be: Hockey Edition
for the games on hand...

Pittsburgh Penguins: The Pens have jumped right back into things after the Olympic break. One fun fact you might like to hear is that Tuesday’s much anticipated rematch of Crosby and Miller in the 'Burgh saw an unusual twist by Pens' fans. They greeted Ryan Miller with a standing ovation in recognition for his play with team USA and actually turned their backs on one of their own and booed Sid the Kid. I wish I could’ve seen it, it was quite the talk of the town here in Buffalo on Wednesday morning. Pittsburgh has two home games ahead to round out the week. Saturday they will face the Dallas Stars. They are 5-4-1 in their last ten played, and were blown out in both games they played this week. 5-1 on Tuesday and 6-1 on Thursday. Sunday the Pens take on the Boston Bruins. Boston is 5-2-3 in their last ten. They split their return games this week, losing 4-1 Tuesday and winning 3-2 on Thursday. It should make for an interesting set of games at Mellon Arena this weekend.

Prediction: While I think the Stars are no match for the Pens, Sunday may play a different way. I think the weekend will be split. W over Dallas, L to Boston.

Philadelphia Flyers:
The Flyers have two games this weekend and they have reverted right back to their seesaw results dealing with games. Winning Tuesday 7-2 and losing Wednesday 7-4. Tonight they are in my neck of the woods, or better yet said, the land of melting snow…They will be in downtown Buffalo facing the Sabres. Miller and his boys are 2-6-2 in their last ten, losing both return games this week. I would look to see a challenge for this evening as the Sabres were very disappointed in their play Wednesday against Washington. On Sunday, Philly will return home and welcome the Toronto Maple Leafs into town. Toronto is 2-6-2 in their last ten, losing both return games this week as well. Toronto finds themselves standing in the doorway of the basement of the league in second to last place. The Maple Leafs seem to be nothing but a slight bump in the road for most teams lately.

Prediction: Once again I see another split weekend of games. I see an L on the road in Buffalo, and a W at home over Toronto.

Washington Capitals:
Much like the Penguins this week, Washington plowed right through this week’s games not missing a beat. With the added additions to the Caps’ scoring arsenal, newly added players see these moves as a possible chance to win the cup in our nation’s capital. Here are Scott Walker’s own words on being traded to Washington, "I’d buy my own plane ticket there." Walker backed up those words by showing his excitement at bearing the Red, White, and Blue by scoring twice in a three minute span in the third period to capture the W. The Capitals find themselves with only one game on hand this weekend. Saturday they welcome the New York Rangers to the "Phone Booth". The Rangers are 5-4-1 in their last ten, splitting their return games this week. While this game might not seem like any indicator for the rest of the season, you’re always in for a show of hockey at the sold out Verizon Center.

Prediction: I see the "Washington Wrecking Ball" smashing forward. W over the Rangers.

Hershey Bears: At this point in the season most AHL fans find themselves wondering if their team can keep going. When the trade deadline rolls around, it is usually the farm club that takes the biggest punch in losing key players and saying "now what?" This year, Hershey seems to have dodged the bullet, and while we must bid our goodbyes to Oskar Osola...one player is still just one player. Osola leaves Hershey with 15 goals in 53 games played this season and appearances in two NHL games last season. It has also been reported that shortly following the trade, he was assigned to the Albany River Rats so Bears fans will see him again...just no longer wearing the Chocolate and White. Onto Hershey’s games this weekend. The Bears have two games this weekend. Saturday against the in-state rival WB/Scranton Penguins and ex-instate rival (now newly moved way north) Adirondack Phantoms. The Bears overtook the Baby Pens in the last meeting via a shootout and suffered a road loss to the Phantoms in their last meeting. Hopefully the boys of the Chocolate and White can continue on with their amazing homestand winning streak that currently sits at an AHL record 21.

Prediction: While I want to see Hershey get both Ws this weekend, a split in the games would not be a surprise. But I am going with the 2 Ws. Yes Bearcat, I am such a Hershey homer…

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