
You’re So Vain…You Probably Think This Commercial Is About You:

Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade because of emotional distress and harm caused by the E*Trade Super Bowl commercial featuring a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay. Lohan is suing for 100 million dollars (that’s Dr. Evil-type money). Dina Lohan (Momma Lohan) said shortly after the advertisement aired that Lindsay called sobbing and saying "Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?" Lindsay is reportedly extremely upset and disturbed by the commercial. DSB after reaching out to legal experts regarding the damages has determined that 100 million dollars was requested since that's the cost of her lifetime coke habit...adjusted for inflation, of course.
Least Surprising News of the Day:

Eighties teen heartthrob Corey Haim was found dead in his Oakwood, California apartment this morning. Haim appears to have died of a drug overdose. DSB reached out to Corey Feldman, who will always be connected to Haim like no other, for a statement. Feldman, who was obviously shocked by the news stated: "Looks like this is the end of Haim and I using the line "Are you bi-Corey-ous?" to pick up women…"
More Least Surprising News of the Day:
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Sean Hayes, who is best known for playing the flamboyant and obviously out of the closet Jack McFarland on the hit TV series Will & Grace, finally came out of the closet himself in the out-coming issue of The Advocate. DSB reached out to Hayes’ publicist for additional comment on why it took so long for him to tell us what we already knew. Hayes responded that, "As a method actor, being Jack was just too gay. It took years for me to get back to a reasonable level of homosexuality. I have spent the past few years drinking Old Milwaukee, eating rare steak and reading Playboy. Only now am I am able to tolerate myself."
Breast is Best:

Andy Richter sat in for Regis Philbin on yesterday’s Live! With Regis and Kelly and joked about taking the fill-in gig because he "has children and needs the work." Ripa asked Richter if he harbors ill feelings towards Leno and NBC to which Andy responded, "Yes. Yes I do." BREAKING NEWS: Andy too is pissed at NBC!!! Richter and Ripa then quickly moved on to discuss the day’s news and sampled some cheese made from the breast milk of a NYC chef's wife. I am not making this up.
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball...
Bearcat



Nostalgia: I was watching a show last night about the Top 10 players in Big East history, and it got me thinking who would make my list: (1) Ewing, (2) Carmelo, (3) Mullin, (4) Pearl, (5) Coleman, (6) Iverson, (7) Mourning, (8) Donovan, (9) Douglas, (10) Allen. Apologies to all snubees.
All due respect to Mr. Shanoff who is a respected writer and maybe even a nicer person (a mensch if you will), but he has some glaring omissions, questionable inclusions, and distorted rankings. Shanoff is well-known for being quick to superlatives and to crown the latest to be the greatest, but I really don't mean to make this a rant against him. I understand that the purpose of any list like this is meant to discuss and argue those on it and is inherently debatable. I also understand that this is but a small section of his otherwise large WUC (done daily), so I doubt he put hours and hours of research into his categorization. And in all fairness, I can't find the original list featured on the SNY program to balance and contrast his rankings against.





Welcome to a new feature here at DSB...we can't promise we'll have one of these every day, but we hope when we do post them that you'll find them informative and fun.
19 years ago today, the Penn State men's basketball team captured the Atlantic 10 Tournament title to earn an automatic bid to the NCAA Tournament. Their appearance in the Big Dance marked the first time the Nittany Lions had been there in 26 years. 
USA & Buffalo Sabre goalie Ryan Miller is doing just fine for himself...on and off the ice

Onto The Weekend That Will Be: Hockey Edition for the games on hand...
Pittsburgh Penguins: The Pens have jumped right back into things after the Olympic break. One fun fact you might like to hear is that Tuesday’s much anticipated rematch of Crosby and Miller in the 'Burgh saw an unusual twist by Pens' fans. They greeted Ryan Miller with a standing ovation in recognition for his play with team USA and actually turned their backs on one of their own and booed Sid the Kid. I wish I could’ve seen it, it was quite the talk of the town here in Buffalo on Wednesday morning. Pittsburgh has two home games ahead to round out the week. Saturday they will face the Dallas Stars. They are 5-4-1 in their last ten played, and were blown out in both games they played this week. 5-1 on Tuesday and 6-1 on Thursday. Sunday the Pens take on the Boston Bruins. Boston is 5-2-3 in their last ten. They split their return games this week, losing 4-1 Tuesday and winning 3-2 on Thursday. It should make for an interesting set of games at Mellon Arena this weekend.
Prediction: While I think the Stars are no match for the Pens, Sunday may play a different way. I think the weekend will be split. W over Dallas, L to Boston.